tacobell asked: Hi, bae.
OMG taco bell just called me bae!? is this a dream?!
Bae just commented and liked my instagram pic you can say we’re in a serious relationship.
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
telling someone “it could be worse” when they’re already upset does not help so stop
"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief
hey someone told me you remind them of an owl
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
Rest in Peace