hey what do horses eat read the first letter
horses eat h?????
bees could totally hold humans hostage by putting a couple bees in your ear canal. you couldn’t get them out of there without them stinging you. we could never steal their honey again (don’t tell the bees about this post)
Quick, without checking to see how it’s spelled, tell me this man’s name
i don’t want you, i want your netflix password
when someone says something mean about you and everyone starts laughing
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex