my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy
HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY
STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX
"Faq: ‘you’re so pretty!!!!’ - thanks."
"Dont’ drink that beer if you’re going out later Matt"
1. I’m probably only going to deposit money in the bank and get a Mountain Dew.
2. It’s Bud Light… I’m essentially drinking piss water. I think I’ll be fine.
if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you
uh oh [x]
Oh god dammit.
Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested